Once, a programmer went for a walk, and found a frog which spoke human:
"I'm not a frog, but really a beautiful girl. The evil wizard enchanted me.
Kiss me! I'll turn into a girl again, and I will be yours."
The programmer put the frog into his pocket, and without a word he moved on.
"Didn't you understand?" cried the frog. "I'm a beautiful girl, just kiss me..."
"You see, I'm a programmer. Girls don't interest me.
But a speaking frog -- that is really funny!"